Anonymous asked: god, you seem to know a lot about grammar, knowing you, you would be using shakespearian English right?? I mean seriously: "THOU shalt not kill", "THOU shalt not steal" etc... There's nothing wrong with talking, or typing in modern day English, but is this is a sign of change, and that continuity can't last forever? GOD cannot change, he will always be GOD! THANK YOU!
Listen, young Einstein’ Shakespeare wrote his plays around 1600 A.D. GOD started talking to all y’all about 4500 B.C. So, you do the math.
Regardless, there is some more to point out on this subject. GOD has to constantly adjust HIS/HER speech to the times, so that you humans can understand. GOD has no beef with change. GOD has to evolve and adapt like all GOD’s creatures. This ostensible immutability and continuity of GOD is something you humans constructed. Why do you want your GOD to be so static? It shows a great deal of insecurity on your parts. GROW UP A LITTLE. Change is good.
GOD doesn’t want to be sitting around talking to y’all in Aramaic you know. You humans wouldn’t understand a word anyhow, and it’s hard enough as it is to talk any sense into you creatures? why make it harder? Let’s just leave it that GOD is American. That’s why the Bible is written in English.
Bless y’all,
GOD.
Anonymous asked: God if you don't mind, I would like to express my opinion according to this statement: Born to Kill .....(blah blah)....
What is the Duality of Man according to you God and what is the Jungian thing?
This is an intriguing question. GOD will skip the part about the “Jungian thing” for now, because S/HE finds it secondary to the main crux of the problem. GOD created humans in GOD’s own image, hence any noted “duality of man” is indeed a reflection of the Duality of GOD. This is where we get heavy into the theological theory: y’all ready for this?
* cue early 90’s techno theme music *
You see, GOD, being perfect, being the one true, all-encompassing GOD, is a UNITY, which holds within itself all possibilities. Now, this implies that GOD carries within HIM/HERSELF, all the polar opposites that could ever exist (i.e. hot/cold, good/evil, life/death, something/nothingness). These opposites coexist within GOD, without forming contradictions, because GOD is perfect, and a UNIFIED WHOLE. As far as GOD is concerned, there is no “duality,” what seem like polar opposites from without, are seen as complementary and mutually necessary from within. Indeed, one cannot have “cold,” without having “hot” to define it. Surely our sun is “hot”? but then compare it to a black hole, which is almost infinitely “hotter.” It’s all relative to one’s point of reference, or one’s vantage point.
Do you see where this is going? Or is GOD moving a little too fast?
Let’s see if GOD can explain: GOD does not see any “duality” but you humans DO see it. This is because it is relative to your viewpoint. You cannot be everywhere at once, in the way GOD can, so you are subject to the distortions of your singular frame of reference. You see death, but can’t AT THE SAME TIME also see life, so you see it as some sort of “dual” nature, and EITHER/OR situation, or perhaps as a superposition of opposed states existing at the same time, and it puzzles you, because this seems counter-intuitive. GOD, on the other hand, can see everything, from ALL angles at once, and does not have this puzzlement, and therefore does not come to see these things as “dualities.”
So, the Duality of Man is simply a transposition of a mistaken notion of Duality within GOD. GOD hopes this has cleared it up for you. Now, if you’re ready for something further to chew at your mind, start asking yourself how the TRINITY fits into this account GOD has just laid on you!!!
Please come again,
GOD
* billions and billions served *
Anonymous asked: Why is my picture still on The Efraim's site?
Obviously the picture is not YOURS. If it were, you wouldn’t be wondering about its whereabouts, would you?
Getting frustrated,
GOD.
Anonymous asked: Why is society the way it is and what can be done about it?
GOD gave you people free will, did S/HE not? This is the answer to both parts of your question. If GOD had more of an answer than this to give, or WANTED to give more of an answer than this S/HE surely would’ve, long before now. Or else it’s just plain mean.
Not mealy-mouthedly,
GOD.
Anonymous asked: Why does the hypocritical entity know as the modern-day educational system feel obliged to succumb to every little insecurity of society?
The system is only an adjunct to society, and as a result, any waves or shudders of insecurity, no matter how whimsical or merely fashionable they may be, will ultimately reverberate through the educational system.
The real question is why society creates an educational system that IS merely an adjunct, and is forced to submit and kowtow to society in general. It seems that a society of people truly interested in raising up new generations to tackle tough issues would value a certain degree of independence in thought and action, some creative free-thinking and critical analysis. Not a blinkered thought factory that readjusts to the popular zeitgeist at every twist and turn.
Unfortunately, your human society seems more interested in rationalizing and justifying all of its failings, rather than confronting and examining the faults in your edifications.
Unimpressed,
GOD.
Anonymous asked: Corruption is to truth/sincerity, as denial is to...
… sanity.
~GOD
Anonymous asked: Hey!! What's up? Are you good looking?
Up? I’m up, up here in heaven that is. Now as to my looks, well considering that I am as old as time itself, or even older since I created time, I look pretty good for my age. I still have all my hair, teeth, limbs, and senses. Most of the women up here spend their days staring at me so I guess I’m still considered a ‘looker.’
Of course, since there is nothing else much to look at except the clouds, I could be misinterpreting their glances. And, since none of them have tried hitting on me, could be they’re just bored. Or are they just comatose? The more I think about it, it reminds me of the way students look at teachers mid-way through a school year.
Maybe I had better get a mirror.
Busy reflecting,
God
Anonymous asked: Why don't you stop pretending...whoever you are... you're extremely stupid and ignorant? You're not fooling anyone...
I am not pretending, I am just God, that’s all. I am who I am, no more no less.
If you think I am ‘extremely stupid and ignorant,’ you have the right to your opinion. You are not alone in that opinion. Many people feel the same way, and even think that people who believe in me are stupid and ignorant.
It is not my intention to fool anyone. Those who choose to believe may do so; others are free to not believe. That is their prerogative. No problem for me either way.
Perhaps you might ask yourself why you felt the need to post a comment here when you apparently have no faith in what is being offered. Seems to be a waste of time on your behalf. Maybe sometime we can have a more meaningful dialogue, that is when you have the time.
Keep the faith,
God
Anonymous asked: y is efraim so gay? one time he tried to hit on me(im a guy) and i said no, so he just grabbed my ass and laughed while i kicked his ass.
It would be easy to just say, “He is because he is,” but in reality, he is not. See, as God, I have known Efraim, aka Raimi for short [not that he is all that short, BTW] for a long time, 26 years give or take, so I know a few things about the lad. He may be an extrovert, wild and crazy, unreliable, forgetful, too damn loud at times, a horn dog, among other things, but ‘so gay,’ or just plain gay is not one of them.
The situation you describe needs more details to be fully understood and evaluated. You write that he tried to hit on you and after being rebuffed he grabbed your ass. One can only wonder how many normal, straight men have done the same thing completely in jest and did not get their ass kicked. The fact that he laughed when you kicked his ass also brings his gayness into question. Should he not have cried cause you rebuffed him and then kicked his ass? Instead he laughed leading me to conclude that he was only kidding all along and you fell for it.
There is a second possibility, however. If your ass kicking, which you seem to be very sincere about, only resulted in laughter from him, one wonders how good you are at ass kicking. Maybe you were only giving him a spanking? What might that suggest about you?
In any case, as God has come to say, “You know what is ‘so gay?’”
The phrase ‘so gay.’
Happy trails, or tails,
God
Anonymous asked: I've just noticed that in most of the questions directed to you, you've answered in a very stern manner, even if it was meant to sound or you were being sincere. Is it that we just happen to catch you at a bad time or are you always like that? I had pictured GOD to be very warm and gentle even at the most desperate times or harsh moments and most people do. So i dont mean at all to insult or intterrogate you, I was just worried or wondering.
You have a valid point, as God I have reflected on my recent musings and perhaps have come across a bit too sternly. Please forgive me, as I have often forgiven mankind, and for the politically correct among you, womankind, for transgressions of all kinds. Sometimes even God can go through a bad patch, so to speak. See, I’ve been very worried about my son. He’s been staying out till all hours and cavorting with women . Lately he’s developed a fetish about having his feet washed by them. When I suggest he come home early and get some sleep, he tells me that he’ll sleep when he’s dead and then party like it’s 1. What’s a single parent to do?
You are obviously a wise individual to sense that something is bothering God. You have a real future ahead of you, maybe in human resources or the teaching profession where that trait is valued. Thanks for the understanding, and please feel free to remind God when he crosses the line.
Just don’t do it too often. Lightning can strike more than once and the flood thing hasn’t been done for awhile.
God
